Remember The Hags On TikTok Who Bastardized Lee Greenwood’s Song? There Are More.

Yeah. I’d love to tell you that the two seahags we featured yesterday were an anomaly. It appears, instead, that they’ve started a bit of a trend.

😧Besides our horrendous indoctrination camps, which we call schools, social media is just as culpable in the decline of our morals in this country.

I would bet these two cabbages couldn’t even name one policy of President Trump’s.

A solid generation.😤
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— ALS😊BAM❤️BAM (@HLAurora63) July 6, 2020

I know, I know – these are young, naive, attention-seeking, ridiculous teenagers who don’t know any better. But shouldn’t they…you know…have parents who DO? And if their parents are cool with this, then don’t they need to be crotchpunched?

Not that we condone violence here at COTR.

I’m just saying.