About Mock

Miriam Weaver (“Mockarena”, Co-Founder)

Mockarena (or “Mock” for short, also answers to “whore shorts”) used to work in corporate Human Resources waaay back in the day, which makes no sense to anyone who knows her personally because nothing about her behavior is appropriate. She is the product of Polish immigrants, who came to the United States in 1969 LEGALLY and taught her about American exceptionalism and love of country.

Mock is a University of Kansas grad, but her college football allegiance is 100% to the 2021 and 2022 National Championship winning University of Georgia Bulldogs, thanks to her husband being an alum (and also due to the fact that their colors make for better fashion choices.)

Mock is the proud mom of a funny, impossibly handsome son (he’s single, ladies!) who mercifully has avoided being indoctrinated by his public school system and college, and has a solidly conservative head on his shoulders. She is also an angel mom to beautiful, irreplaceable, magnificent Thomas, who passed away in 2025 at age 28 after miraculously defying doctors' predictions that he wouldn’t live past the age of 12 due to the many complications resulting from his severe cerebral palsy.

Mock has been infatuated with pop star Robbie Williams for as long as she can remember, and can now boast that she has been given a lap dance by him in Vegas (video proof right here!). But her heart belongs completely to her husband of over a quarter century, with whom she shares their dream home in Low Country along with their two dogs.

Mock loves romance, the sound and smell of the sea, basically every creature with fur, and donuts. She hates turtles, commies, vocal fry, and having mini-strokes on Valentine’s Day.