Ariana Grande Defends Her Fiancé After Sports Site Says He Has ‘Butthole Eyes’

I hate that I even have to write about this, because it’s SO FREAKING RIDIC.

The other day, Barstool Sports tweeted this:

Does Pete Davidson have butthole eyes?https://t.co/tGvTLCmOsd pic.twitter.com/005FFdo39g

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 24, 2018

First of all, “butthole eyes” is A Thing? Since when? I’ve heard of “sunken” eyes, but the former? NO. Freaking weird. The article reads in part:

First of all, I don’t mean that to offend. It’s an honest question. Let me clarify for a second.

Have you ever seen an asshole? Have you ever seen the skin of a buttcheek? Now, and stay with me for a second…

Have you ever seen the skin inside the buttcrack that’s about 1-2 inches away from the asshole? It’s darker than normal, right? I think it’s because of all the wiping. It might be staining from the stuff that comes out but I doubt it. I think it’s longterm trauma or bruising but it also very well might be staining. After all, why would anal bleaching be a thing if it was bruising? You cant bleach a bruise. Everybody knows that. It’s a stain.

But why are Pete Davidson’s eyes like that?

Who thinks about this kind of stuff? And who thinks about this stuff and then thinks, “Gee– I should write about this on a sports website”? Serious question.

Believe it or not, Grande responded to this weird article and attributed his eye situation to Crohn’s disease. Basically, it can cause dehydration, which in turn can make your eyes look sunken in.

y’all do kno this man has an auto immune disease …… right ? ….. like you do understand what you’re doing when u do this right ? jus wanna make sure

— Ariana Grande (@ArianaGrande) August 24, 2018

I just can’t.

She also added that Barstool Sports has been begging for Pete to come on their podcast, so that’s awk.

Also, this happened.

Aaaaaaaaaaand afterward, this happened.

Ariana Grande is getting roasted by the medical community for claiming her boyfriend’s 'Butthole Eyes' are related to Crohn’s diseasehttps://t.co/ISM3tkJZ6M pic.twitter.com/B5tjv4E1Aq

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) August 24, 2018

I’m out.