On Friday, President Trump and the First Lady visited Nationwide Children’s Hospital in Columbus, Ohio. While they were there, they sat down with a bunch of precious little kids and colored with them. But listen guys– there is a right way to color and a WRONG way to color. Trump did it ALL WRONG. Don’t you know that you’re supposed to color things the EXACT COLOR they are IRL? Elephants must only be colored grey. Grass must ONLY be green. There is no room for creativity when it comes to coloring. No way.
What am I getting at? Trump colored one of the stripes of the American flag blue, and MSM is screaming.
The President has colored his flag wrong.
That is all. pic.twitter.com/wWXBgR9I6V
— Talia (@2020fight) August 25, 2018
“The flag of the United States shall be thirteen horizontal stripes, alternate red and white; and the union of the flag shall be forty-eight stars, white in a blue field,” as the flag code makes clear.
Unlike the flag of the Russian Federation, there are no blue stripes in the American flag.
They’re going the “Russia” route. Yes, really.
Embattled President Donald Trump failed spectacularly at a simple photo-op with children in Ohio on Friday. https://t.co/hMZvsqDbCb
— Raw Story (@RawStory) August 25, 2018
Donald Trump: 0 days not being a national embarrassment https://t.co/hMZvsqDbCb
— Raw Story (@RawStory) August 25, 2018
Proof it’s real ⤵️ pic.twitter.com/prYOGetq33
— Talia (@2020fight) August 25, 2018
Come for Trump coloring the flag wrong, stay for the boy who knows his is right and clocked the President trying to copy it. pic.twitter.com/VEzsRUL85G
— Emerson Collins (@ActuallyEmerson) August 25, 2018
OMG! He can NOT complete kindergarten work correctly! And its COLORING the AMERICAN FLAG!! trumps looks like a Russian flag…. https://t.co/KKpubDeVLD
— Terri Alcazar (@AlcazarTerri) August 25, 2018
Yo @realDonaldTrump you’ve got the wrong flag. You are coloring the Russian flag..,, https://t.co/kI6VwwChef
— Julie C's (@julieconnolly) August 25, 2018
Shoutout to @realDonaldTrump for coloring the American flag incorrectly despite having a pin of that very flag on his own blazer. Howd this happen buddy ? pic.twitter.com/YtT89WwdN1
— Amena ⚡ (@amenabrii) August 25, 2018
trump thought he was coloring his homeland flag, the russian flag 🇷🇺 https://t.co/mGwiHuaVqB
— シャロン Ishimaru Kaito (@TrgdyAnn) August 25, 2018
@realDonaldTrump has disrespected the flag by coloring it wrong. pic.twitter.com/VBQRZ7BlX7
— Faith Garland (@garland_faith) August 25, 2018
I love how they’re assuming that they know Trump was trying to do a “realistic” coloring job. Maybe he was just picking up colors and going at it at random?
Exit question: How many complaints would we see if Trump ended up going the rainbow route for LGBT pride?
That’s right. ZERO.
So dumb. All of it.