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April 1, 2023Talk about misreading your target customer demographic. Last week we found out that biological male Dylan Mulvaney is selling women’s clothes and accessories to women because there apparently wasn’t a single woman good enough for the job. Just a giant middle finger by the Kate Spade company to their female customers. Now, the biological male is partnering with Bud Light in a campaign to sell beer, complete with his own special edition beer can featuring his recently restructured face.
According to various statistical analyses done for advertising over the years, the majority of Bud Light consumers are male. And what beer drinking dude doesn’t want to pop open a cold one after a long shift and watch a beer commercial featuring a grown man who acts like an annoying froo froo little girl in dress up? Dude is wearing a dress and silk elbow-length gloves while trying to pop the tab on a can of beer he then pretends to take a sip of. I’m sure that’s exactly how men want their beer advertised to them.
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My “Beer Lover’s Rating Guide” gave Bud a low rating. They said that if had tasted bad they would have rated it higher, but they rated it low because it had hardly any taste at all. And that it must be their advertising that has made this beer so popular, because it certainly isn’t the beer.
This bit of advertising should put that theory to the test.
A liberal visiting a pub in England ordered a Bud Light. Bartender said, “Sorry, mate. no bud light here.” So he asked for a list of American beers. Bartender said there was no American beers. So, the guy asked for whatever you have that is closest to an American Bud Light. So, the bartender picked up a pint tumbler and urinated in it.
Interesting! I tried to input the joke and got hung up on moderator over one word. I changed it to urinated and it flew. I wonder if the moderator is a prudish AI. Anyway, the other word is funnier in the joke.
Wow – how to kill your market in one easy lesson. I mean I seriously doubt he drinks beer at all, so who does Budweiser think they are marketing this to? Promoting insanity does not help the bottom line for a business.
Stock symbol is bud. Watch it dive..
Watch the sales of this product plummet because of this foolishness.
A liberal visiting a pub in England ordered a Bud Light. Bartender said, “Sorry, mate. no bud light here.” So he asked for a list of American beers. Bartender said there was no American beers. So, the guy asked for whatever you have that is closest to an American Bud Light. So, the bartender picked up a pint tumbler and p*ssed in it.
Proof Bud Light only ever “identified” as beer.
LOL!