Build-A-Bear Offers RuPaul Drag Queen Teddy Bear

Have you been wondering how to introduce your toddler to the fluid gender identity that you expect “zem” to have? Maybe you’re feeling lost as to how to introduce your toddler to adult concepts of sexuality? If only there was a teddy bear specifically designed for toddlers that could help you do both of those things. Well, it’s your lucky day! That’s right, folks. For just $64 dollars, you can let your toddler build “zer” very own RuPaul drag queen teddy bear! Then you can use “zer” teddy bear to introduce “them “zem” to drag and it will be easy to steer the conversation to the gender fluid identity you expect “zem” to have. And wouldn’t it be cute if “zer” teddy bear could come with “zem” to “zer” first ever family friendly drag show, where you can teach “zem” how to stick a dollar bill in the thong of the performer without actually touching the guy’s balls. Seriously, what would radical woke progressive parents even do without Build-A-Bear being such an ally?! I can’t even imagine.