YOU GUYSSSSSS HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN’S DAYYYYYYYY
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March 8, 2023OH MY GOD YOU GUYS.
Or should I say you GALS!!!
Or is that not inclusive enough?? I mean, it’s International WOMEN’S Day, not International Uterus Havers’ Day or International Menstruating Persons’ Day. We’re talking about WOMEN, here, folks, not. . . uh. . . women?
It doesn’t matter! Let’s celebrate WOMEN!! We are so #fierce that we need everyone to spend a whole day telling us all about how fabtastical we are. We’re so strong and independent that if we DON’T get nonstop attention today about how womanly we are, we will literally dry our hair in the bathtub over it. Men? Who needs them! Except for today to tell us women are GREAT!
Ugh. Jaysus. I can’t. . . I can’t do this anymore.
This whole International Women’s Day thing is idiotic. It’s mindless, pandering dribble dressed up as empowerment, and it’s frankly a waste of time. Guess what? Women are bad ass bitches. I don’t need to tell you that, because you have a mom. Or sisters. Daughters. Teachers. Gal pals (the human kind, not the titty kind). We all know the name Debbie Harry, right? Point is, you have at least one woman in your life who totally kicks ass, and you don’t need a sanctioned holiday to remind you.
And let’s not forget who’s doing the sanctioning, here. The society that greenlighted this asinine “holiday” is the same one that’s cool with trans women (read: biological males) invading and dominating women’s sports. It’s the one that keeps plastering biological men all over “pro-women” products and has them sponsor tampons. It’s the one that’s giving awards for women to– you guessed it– biological men.
I mean, for crying out loud, it’s the same society that CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN WHAT A WOMAN IS.
So that’s why I’m hereby instituting October 10th as XX Chromosomes Day. Get it? Because the date is 10/10, which in Roman numerals is X/X?? That joke is literally smarter than the entire concept of International Women’s Day.
It’ll still be a stupid holiday, but at least it’ll be about women.
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Hear, hear!
Today is also National Peanut Cluster Day–I think that’s a more fun day to celebrate.
I was in a Bible reading with 3 men I work with this morning and one of them mentioned International Woman’s Day, to which I scoffed. Then one of the other asked when is International Men’s Day is? Two of us answered the typical answer you get from the “oppressed” “victims” everywhere, “Every other day is international men’s day.” (which must be said in a snarky, woe is me tone–and you can see I didn’t capitalize it because they are not worthy of such things)
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