Want A Taxpayer-Funded Retirement In Belize? JUST BE A TERRORIST, And Biden Will Hook You Up!

And in today’s what-else-is-Biden-blowing-our-hard-earned-money-on news, I give you this nugget of absolute madness. The title of the article is simply, Al Qaeda terrorist Majid Khan – who planned to poison US water supplies and couriered cash for hotel bombing – insists he’s no longer a threat as Biden resettles him in Belize under taxpayer-funded $300,000 deal following his release from Gitmo.”

If that alone doesn’t make your blood boil, then you’re probably a socialist-Democrat.

But listen – he’s not a THREAT anymore, y’all. He’s totally sorrrrryyy now. You see, his motto is “to live and let liiiiive.” So really – you should be HAPPY about paying for his retirement in sunny Belize. He’s 42! It’s been quite the rough life for him, being all terrorist-y and whatnot. So he’ll be able to live out the rest of his days where silly things like allergies and prison won’t be a bother to him. Thank goodness for that, right? Aren’t you just thrilled that you get to PAY FOR THAT, TOO?

What – you’re not over the moon delighted? Well, then you’re obviously a RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACIST. Or some sort of ‘ist who is coincidentally trying to scrounge up money to pay for your family’s groceries right now. But more importantly, you’re just a racist. You racist.

“Majid Khan ran errands for 9/11 mastermind Khalid Shaikh Mohammed, plotted to blow up a Pakistani President and couriered al Qaeda cash to Indonesia for a 2003 hotel bombing that slaughtered a dozen people.

But after two decades in US custody Khan was quietly transferred to Belize on February 2, becoming the first ‘high value detainee’ to be released from the secretive Navy base and the first inmate resettled by the Biden administration.“

Did I mention that he’s really sorry?

The 42-year-old is one of the few GTMO prisoners allowed to live in the Western hemisphere thanks to a confidential relocation deal which will pay the Belizean government enough money to fund Khan’s first six months of freedom.

Worth up to $300,000, the package includes funding for health care, housing, education and ‘seed money’ for the married father-of-one to start a new business in the tiny Central American nation which borders Mexico and is just a day’s drive from the porous southern US border.

Oh yeah – and don’t forget about the fact that he’s going to need back surgery and some PTSD medication, because according to the source, the interrogation procedures were, like, SUPER MEEEEAN to him during George W’s administration. So he’s going to need his meds while lying on a beach in Belize.

So yeah. Between Ukraininan pensions and the five million illegals and this, y’all really need to get back to work, suckers.