Imagine Anally Inserting Frozen Veggie Juice & Taking Laxatives To Fake A Period And Pretending That’s Totally Normal

The creativity of humans knows no bounds. But these creative ideas are not only disgusting but they’re also incredibly insulting to real women everywhere. Apparently, biological males who believe they are women but who lack a uterus and connected vagina to have a period, are finding creative ways to pretend like they’re having a period. If you didn’t see the video of the biological male writhing in fake pain while pretending to have his first intense period, watch it here. Then check out this thread, where a biological man says he’s “taking my fem cycle to the next level” and asks for ideas about how to make the entirely make-believe experience feel more authentic.

The print is pretty small, so I’ll explain what’s going on in this conversation. The original poster explains that he has a “regular monthly cycle every 28 days using pads and tampons,” which is completely bogus since he doesn’t have a uterus to have a regular monthly cycle every 28 days. What he means is that he pretends to have a regular monthly cycle every 28 days and make-believes it’s real by unnecessarily using pads and tampons. (Inserted where, exactly? Anally or into a fake vagina that leads nowhere?) He then asks for suggestions about how to “mimic flow and discharge” for his fake period.

A respondent suggests using “frozen V8 popsicles you make with molds for bottled water from Walmart” so he can stick the frozen veggie juice popsicles inside whatever southern orifice he prefers, whether his anus or a manufactured vagina. Because shoving frozen V8 up your rear end and letting it slowly melt out of you feels JUST like a period… One respondent said he loves this method because “I can control my flow rate by the number of cylinders that I use. For example, during the beginning of my monthly period, I always use 2 or 3 in order to give me a heavy menstrual flow.” Well, a heavy anal tomato juice flow, anyway. Is this dude really sticking multiple frozen veggie juice popsicles up inside him? Gag.

Another respondent explains what bizarre and disgusting tricks he’s come up with for faking a period that he can’t biologically have. He says that he takes “several Correctal women’s laxatives at the start of my period. This always leads to cramps and you don’t know exactly when they will occur. Sometimes they wake me up in the middle of the night. I have also had accidents in my pad when I did not make it to the toilet fast enough.” Uh… he’s taking laxatives and saying they sometimes make him have “accidents in my pad?” Y’all, is he’s pooping himself?

He goes on to explain, “To simulate the bloating, I drink lots of water. Keeps [me] heading to the toilet very frequently, where I have the opportunity to change my protection.” Basically, he super hydrates so he has to pee and then he gets to pull his pants down and see that he has on a pad that likely isn’t soiled unless he shoved a frozen veggie juice popsicle up his rear or pooped himself from the laxatives he took to make fake cramps. Then he can change his pad JuSt LiKe A rEaL wOmAn.

There are multiple other suggestions for frozen tomato juice popsicles and one guy even suggests he “just squirt some ketchup packs from fast food place onto pad for added sensation in panties.” Just imagine, dude at the McDonalds counter like, ‘Hey man, can you toss in a few extra ketchup packets? I need to squirt them in my panties later to fake a period.’

Not only is this all so disgusting, but it’s SO INSULTING to real women everywhere. They’re pretending. They’re playacting. This is all bizarre make-believe and fantasy. Men can’t have periods. It is biologically impossible to have a period without a uterus. Why do we all have to pretend like this is totally normal and appropriate behavior when it’s insane?!