Kari Lake ‘Loses’ To Hobbs, And Gavin Newsom’s Wife Talks Fishdongs

It’s a three-cup-of-Bonefrog-coffee kind of day. Yup. We’re talking Kari Lake’s race, which was completely BORKED from the start, because the woman she’s running against was in charge of the election. ON WHAT PLANET is that fair?

I’ll wait over here.

In other completely messed-up news, Gavin Newsom’s wife testified against Harvey Weinstein and we all know more about his junk than we ever need to know EVER.

(insert hurling noises here)

I may need to add some vodka to my Bonefrog, y’all.

Happy Tuesday!