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September 19, 2022
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September 19, 2022I don’t know who made this, but it’s hilarious. The video depicts a couple wearing masks in their home and freaking out about a cowboy hat-wearing man who is walking up to their front door. The wife yells that she’s recording the stranger on her phone as he announces he’s just their neighbor coming to say hi. The couple explains that they’re “not used to people stopping by to say howdy without assaulting us first, robbing us, or defecating on our lawn. Sometimes all three.”
After a triggering discussion about pronouns and guns, the wife’s brain basically short circuits and she has a meltdown.
We recently moved to California due to my husband’s military orders, and it’s basically as bad as everyone in the rest of the country thinks it is. We happen to live in a place with INCREDIBLE weather, and that’s really the only plus. Everything is outrageously expensive and the social censorship is out of control. People are FREAKED that I have 4 biological children, and I get comments about it every time we go anywhere. And the number of people who STILL wear a mask while by themselves in their own car is OUTRAGEOUS. Locals keep asking me things like, “Don’t you just love it here?” Or, “Don’t you feel lucky getting sent here?” No, I don’t, to be honest. I wasn’t ready to move to a quasi-communist country we couldn’t afford to live in, but here we are.
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California the land for fruits and vegetables. I loved Fort Ord on the Monterey Peninsula when we lived there in the early 70’s. If you went through the front gate you had to have a base sticker on your car and everyone in the car had to have a military or dependent ID. Plus, your car was subject to search. The base was surrounded by a large fence with barbed wire on the top. We used to just walk behind the house and climb the fence to get into the town and to get back to the base housing. I went to George Patton Elementary School. It was next to the town and we had civilian kids from town who went to the school also. During early morning and when school was letting out the gate between the town and school was guarded by a 6th grade or under kid in the crossing guard vest. About once a month the MPs came by and had to picking up a Hari Krishna or two off the school playground.
There was supposedly a nude beach nearby, but my Pentecostal/Baptist mother would not let us visit no matter how my four brothers begged to go. /sarc.
Should be California the land of fruits and nuts.
Yes the weather is nice, but everything else is krap.
I’m fairly certain I saw that on the Babylon Bee Youtube Channel.