Attention Townspeople: Valerie Bertinelli Doesn’t Know How Television (Or Freedom) Works.

It must’ve been all the drugs she and Eddie did?  Maybe?  But yeah….Valerie is the kind of chick that makes Millennials and Gen X’ers look at our generation, shake their heads and say, “MMMMKAY Booomer.”

Sweet Jesus, this is so cringe it gives me a pseudo-migraine:

How do we, as consumers, get @FoxNews removed from our cable or satellite services? https://t.co/Z3kZiQLYeu

— 🕊🇺🇦 Valerie Bertinelli (@Wolfiesmom) March 21, 2022

Valerie, Valerie, Valerie. There’s this new thing called CHANGING THE CHANNEL. You can use a remote or get off your ass and do it.  It’s neat!

Or here’s another option – just never have the channel on to begin with. I actually avoid some channels altogether. YOU’RE WELCOME. OMG.

My 12-year old daughter would be rolling her eyes at her right now and telling her to just get someone to help you with such advanced modern technology. You know, like TELEVISIONS. Which is weird, because you used to be ON the television and all.

And I find it interesting that all these folks who enjoyed the rock-and-roll lifestyle that could only be enjoyed in a capitalistic, free America are now at a place where they’re rich, liberal, and trying to squelch freedom in a way that is so blatantly and disgustingly un-American.  She can’t even see the hypocrisy (or stupidity?) that flies out of her privileged piehole.

Bless her commie heart.