Anatomically Correct LOL Surprise! Dolls Are Causing An Outrage Among Parents

Oh for the love of all that is holy…

We have all these people *cough* liberals *cough* who are screaming about how the genitalia doesn’t matter, that sex is a social construct, we should all love ourselves and each other irrespective of genitals, blah blah blah.

THEN, we have the joyous bunch who advocate for boys having the freedom and encouragement to play with dolls if they want to.

So. Let’s mush the two concepts together and what do you get?

‘LOL Surprise! Dolls’ that have sculpted genitalia for penises and vaginas! Woooo!

This even being an issue is… nuts. Ha. See what I did there?

It’s been reported that several public schools have held teaching lessons about how to properly masturbate, but anatomically correct dolls are crossing the line?

The packaging literally says it’s anatomically correct. That’s like being surprised you got lung cancer after smoking cigarettes. IT SAYS IT ON THE BOX.

Moms who are mad that the LOL surprise dolls have a dick…please remember that your male child you think is “too young” to see this….also has a dick.
The packaging is also labeled “this doll is anatomically correct”

That is all.

— Eden♏️ (@edenvdavis) December 12, 2019

Call yourself a moose if you want to, but your child’s downstairs mixer isn’t changing.

As one of our fellow Chickterns, Mary, mentioned, “But where are the non-binary dolls?” LOL!

Parents made a good point:

The bottom line: “It’s not about the dolls themselves, but the stimulation of curiosity that is vital,” Raymond says. And all parents would do well to consider how they want to meet their child’s innate inquisitiveness—with open, age-appropriate conversation or unnecessary shame.