Bernie Sanders is in a bit of a pickle. As it turns out, he’s a millionaire, which is extremely awkward because he hates millionaires.
In the beginning, he was very defensive of his wealth. He was all, “I wrote a best-selling book…If you write a best-selling book, you can be a millionaire, too.”
Bernie Sanders speaks in Gary, IN: "I didn't know that it was a crime to write a good book, which turned out to be a best seller." pic.twitter.com/vbfWjE0jCr
— The Hill (@thehill) April 13, 2019
Things only got worse. He released his tax returns. As it turns out, Bernie really is a greedy millionaire.
https://twitter.com/AndrewKerrNC/status/1117922498413305856
But listen– ignore all of that. Writing a successful book and making a ton of money off it SO IS NOT the American dream, so stop daydreaming about it!
“When you wrote the book and made the money, isn’t that the definition of capitalism? The American dream?” Fox News’ Bret Bair asked.
Millionaire Bernie’s response? “No.”
Bret Baier: "When you wrote the book and made the money, isn't that the definition of capitalism? The American dream?"
Bernie: (awkwardly long pause) “No.” pic.twitter.com/qzx6E912By
— Eddie Zipperer (@EddieZipperer) April 15, 2019
Oh. OK. Then…what do you call it Bernie? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure people in Venezuela don’t have that kind of opportunity.
I think most people would gladly accept that scenario.
— Christy Waters (@ThatChristyChic) April 16, 2019
No? 🤔 What is it, then?
— Stephanie Carpenter (@metgirl45) April 16, 2019
https://twitter.com/ChipEtheridge/status/1117956811536183297
Clearly. He makes stuff up as he goes along. He’s probably just as surprised by what comes out of his mouth as the rest of us.
h/t Twitchy