This Is Obviously The Most Convincing Reason To Vote For Cruz YET

Y’all saw this, right?

I mean HOLY MOTHER. It may be the worst political ad I’ve ever seen in my life.

At first we thought THIS monstrosity took the cake:

Me: “Siri, what is the most cancerous political ad of 2018?”

Siri: pic.twitter.com/SnYi65kPkY

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 22, 2018

But nope. It actually got worse:

Did you watch the B-E-T-O dance? Don’t worry yet, it’s still getting worse. pic.twitter.com/Gil6thbrJP

— The Reagan Battalion (@ReaganBattalion) October 22, 2018

This feels like a really bad spoof put together by three high school sophomores and an iPhone.

Beto’s campaign has raised 38 MILLION DOLLARS, and THIS was the best they could come up with?!!?

And Ted Cruz just gave us the BEST reason to vote for him:

If the People of Texas re-elect me to the Senate, I give you my solemn word I will NEVER produce cringe-worthy music videos like this. #WaysToSpend38Million #TXSen https://t.co/Tw9YOyFp27

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) October 23, 2018

If you weren’t sold on Ted yet… this should seal the deal.