I found this app called “Tweet Mashup” and I’m kinda obsessed. Basically, it lets you know what would happen if your tweets and your friend’s tweets had a baby.
It kinda proves Han and I make a KILLER team.
I’m dying laughing:

WOW. HanAsh is SASSY.

And my dog is about to be something REALLY offensive for Halloween.

EXACTLY!

Yup… that IS what they want.
HANASH IS ON A ROLL!

Nah. But we SURE do get accused of it!

RON DESANTIS WAS NOT RAISED BY WOLVES OMG.

We do love reading the Constitution when we’re feeling down, that’s for sure.

Jeff Flake is NEVER a winner.

This one’s surprisingly good. Dang.

Yeah… we never liked you to begin with.

Told you HanAsh was sassy.
Anyway yes… these ALL sound like something we might say (minus the awk robot grammar)
So let’s try another “team,” shall we?

You ready for this?


ABSOLUTELY, Donary! EVERYONE should stop payments!

WAIT. WHAT’S WRONG WITH TINA’S HEART?!

Yiiiikes. I don’t know what you’re trying to do to Honduras… but please just don’t.

My take on this one is that Donary HATES infomercials.

Uhhh…
AAAAND then there’s this:

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! TEXAS AND BEYONCE! BACKSTAGE!
But seriously…

Chill OUT on the Beyonce efforts, Donary.
Told you Han and I made a better team.