Are You The Newest Billionaire? Because Someone Won The Mega Millions!
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October 24, 2018Someone just became a millionaire – like, a reeeeeeally big one – last night, after winning the $1.6 BILLION lottery.
According to this, a single winning ticket, bought in South Carolina, matched the jackpot numbers for the $1.6 billion Mega Millions lottery, meaning they could TAKE HOME AND NET over $900 million.
The numbers were 5, 28,62, 65, and 70 with a Mega Ball of 5.
If the winner bought just one ticket for $2, I’d say that’s a pretty awesome return. It’s the biggest jackpot in the lottery’s history (2nd place being $1.5 billion in 2016, which three people split.)
I’m gonna check in with my future South Carolina neighbors to see if any of them won, and hope that it wasn’t the chick we met at the pool on our last visit. If you missed that story, make sure to catch it right here.
Congrats to the newest millionaire, even though I’m nearly positive that they sexually assaulted me 30 years ago. (Please send my check to my work address.)
