Elizabeth Warren’s Pow Wow Chow ‘Cherokee’ Recipes Are WORD FOR WORD COPIES

…and they’re not even Cherokee.

THEY’RE FRENCH.

The recipes Fauxcahontas claimed were “passed down through her family” were actually just copy-and-pasted from the back of newspapers.

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHA. THIS IS TOO FREAKING GOOD.

According to Daily Mail:

Radio talk show host Howie Carrreleased damning evidence that appears to confirm that Mrs. Warren’s weren’t handed down from generation to generation, they were picked up in the newspaper.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

The 1984 cookbook Pow Wow Chow was edited by Mrs Warren’s cousin Candy Rowsey and is billed as a collection of recipes from the Five Civilized Tribes.

Mrs Warren’s recipes include herbed tomatoes and a crab with tomato mayonnaise dressing, among other dishes.

But it appears that at least three of the five recipes featured in the book were fakes, according to an investigation by Mr Carr.

And another one sounds REALLY freaking gross…

5. Warren submitted multiple recipes for the Indian cookbook “Pow Wow Chow” and signed her name, “Elizabeth Warren – Cherokee” pic.twitter.com/Fr3ECGsUa2

— Benny (@bennyjohnson) October 15, 2018

PS I’m Mexican. We don’t eat this.

Anyway…

The two recipes for Crab with Tomato Mayonnaise Dressing and Cold Omelets with Crab Meat appear to be word for word copies of a French chef’s design.

Here’s the original recipe:

And here’s Elizabeth’s “Pow Wow Chow” version:

Pocahontas adds some ingredients to her recipe, but the preparation is IDENTICAL, including the very specific mention of a “7-inch Teflon pan.”

‘Heat about one-half teaspoon butter in the pan. Add about one-third cup of the egg mixture. Let cook until firm and lightly brown on the bottom, stirring quickly with a fork until the omelet starts to set. When set slip a large pancake turner under the omelet starts to set. When set, slip a large pancake turner under the omelet and turn it quickly to the other side. Let cook about five seconds. Remember, you want to produce a flat omelet, not a typical folded omelet. Turn the omelets out flat onto a sheet of was paper. Continue making omelets until all the egg mixture is used,’ Mrs Warren wrote.

The only difference in the recipes is that Mr Franey said the egg mixture should be ‘lightly browned.’

She stole ANOTHER recipe from ‘Better Homes And Gardens’

A third recipe for Herbed Tomatoes appears to be lifted directly from a recipe in a 1959 Better Homes and Gardens magazine, down to Mrs Warren’s instructions for how to enjoy the dish.

‘Great accompaniment to plain meat and potatoes meal!’ both Mrs Warren and the Better Homes author say.

This is freaking HILARIOUS.

And it kind of makes sense. I mean… I never really imagined her cooking. It seems too… nurturing. Elizabeth Warren seems to actually cook a meal. I don’t know. It’s just a feeling.

So she’s a fake Indian and a fake cook. What’s next?

EVERYTHING ABOUT HER IS A FRAUD.