Attention All Dirty Males – Senator Maizie Hirono Wants You To “Shut Up And Step Up”

Maizie Hirono is super maaaad, y’all.  She’s really mad at men, because they’re all the same.  And they’re all jackwads, in her eyes.

Hell, I’d never heard of Maizie Hirono until yesterday.  And now, look at her goooooooooo!

I mean, her Dad was a “compulsive gambler and alcoholic who would pawn his wife’s possessions for gambling money.”  Oh yeah.  And he was also abusive.

What?  We’re not supposed to look at people’s pasts now?  Was that mean for me to look that up to try to get insight on Ms. Maizie’s psyche?  I thought that’s what we were doing these days.

Just ask Brett Kavanaugh.

Now, I’m not saying this chick has textbook Daddy-hating issues and she’s on a rampage to take down every man in her path, but I’m not NOT saying it, either.  In fact, Wikipedia is helping me out there.  I suppose we could drag out all of HER elementary and middle and high school friends for comment (all two of them).  But listen – when a chick lumps all men into a bucket and paints them as rapists?  Yeah.  I’m going there.

Let’s get real – this isn’t about Kavanaugh’s accuser.  This is about Hirono’s hatred of men.  It’s about her hatred of Donald Trump, and her severe Trump Derangement Syndrome.  Like her Democrat friends, she doesn’t give one rat’s assular area about some poor, victimized woman here. These people don’t care about her.  Or ANY WOMEN.  She just wants to politicize this, demonize the administration, and demonize men.  White men, especially – because they’re the absolute worst of the worst.  EEWW.

Maizie wants you men to shut up.  And then step up?  I’m not sure how that works, exactly (it seems somewhat counterintuitive?) but get on it, dudes.  Your toxic masculinity is just waaaaaay too much for Maizie.

Oh, and please call her Senator.  Obviously.