Get in Loser, We’re Rooting for Erling Haaland Now
These Teachers Are UNHINGED!
July 10, 2026With the United States no longer in the running for the FIFA World Cup, it is time for Americans to pick a new team to root for. And while it saddens me to no longer be able to cheer on the good ol’ red, white, and blue, there is a new soccer darling taking the internet by storm. May I present for your consideration, Erling Haaland, a giant Viking man who plays for Norway.
Watch:
He’s got personality. He’s got talent. He looks like he just came from raiding a village somewhere—I think we’ve found our winner.
If we’re all in agreement, I think it’s time we start practicing our Viking row now so we can be ready for Norway’s match against England today.
