UK Magazine Takes A Swipe At America On The Fourth… We Show Them Who’s Boss ALL OVER AGAIN

A British magazine thought it would be cute to take a dig at America on our birthday:

Happy Independence Day America – how’s that working out for you? https://t.co/8nahhhvUvd

— Independent Voices (@IndyVoices) July 3, 2018

Really? REEEALLY?

The article reads like an unhinged leftist tantrum:

The legislature, in the abysmally sycophantic shape of both Republican-controlled houses of Congress, has abandoned any pretense of independence. GOP senators and representatives are the president’s adoring hostages in the most obscene case of Stockholm syndrome witnessed in the post-war democratic world.

Even more alarming is the atrophied state of the third arm of government, the judiciary. Like Congress, the supreme court was specifically designed to be a counterweight to a president’s tyrannical ambitions. But its independence from Trump was being called into question even before one of its less partisan conservatives, Anthony Kennedy, announced his retirement

Oh… honey.

They seem to have very little understanding of how elections or our Supreme Court work.

But to solidify the fact that this is nothing more than a petulant rant, they make fun of Trump’s BODY and alleged Russian ties:

“In the bulbous shape of its president, the executive appears to be dependent on the continued refusal of his Russian counterpart to liberate the alleged kompromat (sexual, urinary, commercial, whatever) from the Kremlin safe.”

Wow. We’re done here, right?

Well… As is tradition, we kicked their UK A$$SES:

It’s great! Tommy Robinson wouldn’t be in jail here. Alfie Evans & Charlie Gard would’ve had a chance here. Our nurses aren’t killing people they don’t want to deal with here. We don’t have muslim protests w/ “islam will dominate the world” signs here. Wish you were here?

— D_KTR (@D_KTR) July 5, 2018

#AmericaTheBeautiful Working out just fine. pic.twitter.com/NcaQTEd6Eh

— Pamela (@pamihami) July 4, 2018

Remember when Trump put Americans in jail because of a tweet? OH YEAH THAT’S HAPPENING IN BRITAIN NOT AMERICA!

— speedbklyn (@speedbklyn) July 5, 2018

Don’t think the UK is in any position to gloat right now.

— Luke (@funeraltango) July 3, 2018

I’m guessing all those liberal tears you’re seeing has you confused

— fire77 (@Jennife11408513) July 5, 2018

It’s great… this article is insane. You have your own issues.

— April Smittwick (@Eternal_lurker) July 3, 2018

Issues? WHAT ISSUES?

Yeah… looks good.

Can’t complain. You should try freedom someday. You know, the kind where you can have a butter knife in your pocket, and you can say whatever you want.

— Jeff Estoll (@jeffestoll) July 4, 2018

BUT BUTTER KNIVES AND FREE SPEECH ARE SCAAARY!

ALL of the comments were negative… and they weren’t getting very many likes… so they posted it AGAIN.

You know, tweeting out this story again won’t change how badly your ratio went the first time. pic.twitter.com/y8L9TaXC5H

— What a Stupid Time to be Alive (@mrd125) July 4, 2018

HAHAHAHAAAAAA

Since it your second time posting the same tweet, I’ll repeat my comment. pic.twitter.com/Yc3oOf9KWJ

— skdip (@shandipple) July 4, 2018

This will not end well for you. You know, much like the first time. pic.twitter.com/dJxafxa59Y

— AmeriSmatt: 1 England: 0 (@mdrache) July 4, 2018

NOPE.

So… how’s it working out for us?

Worked great. We went from being your colony to being your daddy.

— Shug Jordan (@davidatchison1) July 4, 2018

and they just got SPANKED!