Joe Biden Suddenly Regrets His ‘Tough Talk’

This all started after “tough” Joe Biden told everyone that he’d love to take Trump behind the gym.

He recently took it a step further and told a crowd at the University of Miami that he would’ve “beat the hell out” of Trump if they went to school together. ‘Cause NO ONE disrespects women in front of Joe Biden! NO ONE!

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,’” Biden said. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.’”

“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” Biden added. “I’m a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

No one stands up for women like Joe Biden. DO NOT MESS with them in his presence. He will eff you up!

President Trump responded to Biden’s “threat” in the most Trumpy way imaginable.

Crazy Joe Biden is trying to act like a tough guy. Actually, he is weak, both mentally and physically, and yet he threatens me, for the second time, with physical assault. He doesn’t know me, but he would go down fast and hard, crying all the way. Don’t threaten people Joe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 22, 2018

It looks like Biden is taking Trump’s advice. He’s done threatening Trump. He actually regrets it now.

Joe Biden talks about his “fight” with Donald Trump pic.twitter.com/8vnG38QciD

— Pod Save America (@PodSaveAmerica) March 23, 2018

“I shouldn’t have said what I said. I shouldn’t have brought it up again, but I don’t want to get back down in the mosh pit with this guy,” Biden explained. “What I did back when he was running, when he made these comments about being able to grab women in the private places and so on and so forth, all that. I was asked during the campaign whether or not I regret not being able to debate Trump. And I said, you know if we were in high school, and I did this again, I said if we were in high school, and he said that in the presence of my sister. I would take him behind the gym.”

Yeah Joe. We know what you said.

“Now the idea that I would actually physically get in a contest with the President of the United States or anybody else now is not what I said and it’s not what this was about,” he continued. “The truth of the matter is I find the behavior, the talk, vulgar. I find it degrading. And I think what it does it does encourage the minority element of a male population to think that it’s okay to engage in the behavior the President talks about. So that was the context, and I did say, I used, again, ‘in high school’. I never ever at any time said I would like to personally, physically, etc.”

Yeah yeah yeah Joe. We get it. You were trying to be a tough guy. You loved the attention. You loved how much your base loved it. That’s why you kept saying it. Don’t act like that had nothing to do with it.

I’m surprised he hasn’t taken a tumble out of his chair yet, with all the spinning and whatnot.