Joe Biden Says He Would’ve ‘Beat The Hell Out’ Of Trump If They Went To School Together

If Joe Biden officially decides to run against President Trump in 2020, we’re in for quite a bit of “tough guy” rhetoric. And by “tough guy” rhetoric, I mean Biden fantasizing about being a teenager and taking teen Trump behind the gym. Remember that?

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He’s doing it again. He recently told students at the University of Miami that he would’ve “beat the hell out” of Trump if they went to school together. ‘Cause you don’t disrespect women in the presence of Joe Biden dammit!

“A guy who ended up becoming our national leader said, ‘I can grab a woman anywhere and she likes it,'” Biden said. “They asked me if I’d like to debate this gentleman, and I said ‘no.’ I said, ‘If we were in high school, I’d take him behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.'”

SO TOUGH!

“I’ve been in a lot of locker rooms my whole life,” Biden added. “I’m a pretty damn good athlete. Any guy that talked that way was usually the fattest, ugliest S.O.B. in the room.”

Wow. So tough! American women are DYING to be in the safe, calming presence of Joe Biden.  We can trust him to protect us from abusers like Trump, because Biden loves  and respects women. I repeat, Biden loves…

…and respects…

…women.

Any questions?

h/t ABC