Stories Don’t Get Weirder Than This. Plus, A Glimpse Into What Daisy Posts On My Facebook Wall.

If you’ve been a Chicks follower for awhile, you may know that I am a fan of freakshows.

By that, I mean that I gravitate towards shows like Strange Addictions, where you get to see stories about people who eat sofa cushions or people who sleep with blowdryers, or people who eat the cremated remains of their loved ones (those were all legit episodes). I am fascinated by abnormal human behavior – Abnormal Psychology was my favorite psych class in college.

If I see a freaky headline, sometimes I’ll send it to Producer Rob so that he can incorporate it into our daily Speedround segment on the Chicks on the Right radio show on 93WIBC.  He’s not necessarily a fan of me doing this, but this is what I do. And that’s what happened today.  Take a listen:

Anyway, we still don’t know much about the eyeball lady, or her current condition, but I’m guessing it isn’t good.

During the show, Daisy decided to revisit the story on my Facebook wall, and hilarity ensued.

And then she added this:

So I responded with this:

And because those are gross, she responded with this:

And I came back with this:

She responded:

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Then my friend Robin joined the party:

And more friends started chiming in:

And then Daisy decided to point out that the state that this story took place in was South Carolina, where Mr. Mock and I have recently purchased a plot of land to someday build our retirement home on:

And you guys, I decided to look up “alligator eyeballs” in the gifs, and inexplicably, found this, which I cannot stop laughing at:

And she responded with this, in honor of eyeballs and also the fact that every Friday on our show is Screaming Goat Disco Friday and we love goats:

After that, she said:

But WE WEREN’T.

Our friend James capped off the post with this:

Anyway, these are the kinds of shenanigans that happen on our show and social media, and I thought you should know. 🙂