Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Speak Out

As you’ve probably heard, Prince Harry is engaged to Meghan Markle. Full disclosure: I’m not big on the whole “Royal Family” thing. Also know I’m purely speaking for myself here.

I’m interested in their hats and the fact that the Queen is 2,000 years old, and it ends there. If I saw Prince Harry in Target, I wouldn’t feel like, star struck. I’d probably ask him to hand me the paper towels and move on with my day. I say that with confidence.

Plus, monarchies are dumb.

USA USA USA!

Sorry. Had to get that out of my system.

But Harry. He’s engaged now, so there’s a royal wedding on the horizon. The Obamas will probz be invited, because Harry is BFFs with Michelle.

Sorry if I just ruined the royals for you.

ANYWHO. Harry and Meghan just gave their first official post-engagement interview. You’ll walk away either 1.) Loving them even more or 2.) Disliking them even more. There’s really no in between.

I’m just gonna leave this here.