Kim Kardashian is hungry for attention again, everyone. You can usually tell when she’s feeling lonely. Whenever she posts a nude photo, you know the hosebeast is having a down day. And like any classy woman, on her down days, she gets naked and posts the pictures online so people can be totes jelly of her bod and give her a little confidence boost.
Now, before I get into the story, you should probably see what I’m referring to, for some context.
This is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Or children. Or grandmothers. Or anyone with any sense of decency.
Seriously. Go away now if you don’t want to see the pictures I’m talking about.
Last chance. You’ve been warned.
When you're like I have nothing to wear LOL pic.twitter.com/UlSLZb1fp1
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 7, 2016
She has nothing to wear, you guys. That’s supposed to be funny.
Back to the story. Like the rest of the internet, teen actress Chloe Moretz saw Kim’s trashy selfie and called her out on it. And not in a mean or nasty way. She simply pointed out that Kim is in a position where young girls look up to her (dear Lord) and she’s not exactly sending them the right message.
@KimKardashian I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than-
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 7, 2016
@KimKardashian – just our bodies.
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 7, 2016
And Kim was all, “Your opinion is irrelevant because you’re not as naked and famous as I am!”)
(You and I both know I’m paraphrasing. “Irrelevant” is a big word. Kim can’t handle that.
let's all welcome @ChloeGMoretz to twitter, since no one knows who she is. your nylon cover is cute boo
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
There's a huge difference in respecting the platform that you're given as a celebrity and "slut shaming" something I never have done and –
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 8, 2016
– would never do
— Chloë Grace Moretz (@ChloeGMoretz) March 8, 2016
But Kimbots are convinced Chloe is doing just that. Slut-shaming.
@ChloeGMoretz You just did by implying a woman in her natural state is being one-dimensional. Like her other qualities cease to exist. ??
— GLOWBOSS (@VanessaVeasley) March 8, 2016
@ChloeGMoretz but what you are doing is slut shaming. She was in full control of the situation and her body & there's nothing wrong w/ that
— Nandi (@motelflower) March 8, 2016
@ChloeGMoretz and anyways nudity doesn't even have to equal sex/being sexual. But even when it does, if the women is in control who cares.
— Nandi (@motelflower) March 8, 2016
Kim is NOT being sexual. Just FYI.
@ChloeGMoretz then why the fuck can't she post a nude photo. She obviously loves her body. YOURE the one who reduced her to just a body.
— Dakota Rose (@DakotaRoseHT) March 8, 2016
@ChloeGMoretz oh so is shaming kim for having confidence much different than body shaming / slut shaming?
— brittany loves mila (@litcamila) March 8, 2016
Body confidence. That’s what this is.
This is the product of modern day feminism. Defending the skankiest woman in all the land for posting nude selfies on a semi-regular basis.
Best response ever.
Kim Kardashian tweeted a nude selfie today. If Kim wants us to see a part of her we've never seen,
she's gonna have to swallow the camera.— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) March 7, 2016
Alas, the feminazis accused her of “slut-shaming” too.
@BetteMidler wow what a disappointing tweet from you. Why do you care about another woman's body and what she does with it?
— Emily Sears (@tweetemilysears) March 7, 2016
hey @BetteMidler I know it's past your bedtime but if you're still up and reading this send nudes #justkidding
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Wow! So clever and original! Great comeback Kim. Good job!
hey @BetteMidler I really didn't want to bring up how you sent me a gift awhile back trying to be a fake friend then come at me #dejavu
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Oooh. Someone struck a nerve, huh?
Eventually, Kim responded the only way she knew how. Another naked selfie.
#liberated pic.twitter.com/5UVNrokpBc
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
Getting naked = liberation. (Is that what the Founders were talking about when they spoke of “liberty?”)
— Kim Kardashian West (@KimKardashian) March 8, 2016
So is that it? Nakedness? That’s all you have to offer the world, Kim? How sad, pathetic and desperate. You do know that everyone has the ability to get naked, right? That it doesn’t take talent, skill or ability?
The truth is, that’s all she has to offer. Her body. She has no brain, and neither do her feminist followers.