Podesta Convinces Hillz To Declassify UFO Stuff…OH THANK GOODNESS.

I know, I know. We’ve devolved into d*ck jokes, and the left side of the aisle is actually talking about issues, right?

At least that’s what people are saying, anyway.

Well, this is the kind of crap the left is talking about. Getting Hillz to declassify information about aliens and UFOs should she become president. That’s what John Podesta has gotten Hillary to agree to, anyway. Now, I suppose it’d be interesting to learn about what’s at Area 51 and all, but honestly? I just want our leaders to pay more attention to the national debt and keep my family safe, while keeping their grubby paws out of my life.

Is that too much to ask?

UFOs.

Um, John? Perhaps while you’re asking for de-classification in this area, can you get her to declassify her speaking transcripts and ask her to quit hiding all of her emails and maybe get her husband to quit groping women and then trying to hide that, too? I mean, if we’re going to get all of this stuff all out in the open and NOT CLASSIFIED, let’s just put it aaaaaaaaaalllllll on the table, shall we? Aliens and speeches and alliances and women Bill has groped and nailed and people the Clintons have screwed over in the many decades they’ve built their empire. You know, everything.

Sure. Let’s do that. It’d be neat.

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