Feminists Are Offended By This Piece of Baby Attire

Hi. I bring you this news from the land of the perpetually offended. Today, feminists are upset over a piece of baby clothing.

Yes. Baby clothing.

This is it right here.

Get it? It’s funny and ironic. Babies have chubby thighs. But they’re cute. And they don’t care. Because they’re babies.

But in today’s world, it’s called “fat shaming.”

"What could be more ridiculous than a baby who hates his or her cute little thighs?" said David Sopp, Wry Baby's co-founder. "We couldn't agree more about body image. That's why we made an ironic joke about it.”

But Ms. magazine Senior Editor Michele Kort had to make a big deal out of it. Because feminism or whatever.

 “Yes, we know—it’s meant to be funny. After all, the company that sells this onesie with the saying ‘I Hate My Thighs’ is named Wry Baby. And we feminists do have a sense of humor. But really, there’s something icky about projecting fat awareness on babies.”

That’s really odd. Feminists are actually more outraged over the words on a baby onesie than the idea of aborting the baby in the onesie.

Liberal logic at its finest.

So the company caved and stopped selling the onesie (which by the way, happened to be a best seller) and replaced it with one that reads “Love Me For My Leg Rolls.”

Kort didn’t think that one was funny either.

"The alternative would be 'I Love My Thighs,' but that wouldn't be wry,” she said.

Do they have to ruin everything?