Babies and Loans: Elon Discusses Fraud at the Small Business Administration

I’m all for kids being high achievers and all, but a 9-month-old receiving a loan for $100,000 seems a little sus. But what do I know? Maybe starting a small business is one of the new 9-month milestones recommended by the CDC, right behind crawling and babbling.

I wish this was entirely a joke, but it isn’t. It’s just a small example of the rampant fraud DOGE has uncovered within the last few months.

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I wonder what her business venture was. But seriously…what the heck.

It still baffles me that some people are against DOGE and having the spending at our governmental agencies looked at. The level of waste is absolutely insane—and you’d have to be just as insane to defend it.

PROSECUTE, PLEASE AND THANK YOU.