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November 5, 2023Need a roof? Well have I got a deal for you!
A Florida roofer is spreading holiday cheer with his newest deal—buy a roof, get a turkey and an AR-15 for free.
Gosh, I love America.
“The world’s a crazy place right now and they can get a roof and an AR-15 for protection on both ends, why not?” Roof EZ president Jason Polly told Local 10 News.
Roof EZ, located in Cape Coral, described on its Facebook page that the company is offering a free AR-15 and turkey to customers who purchase new roofs under a November promotion dubbed the “Roof & Gobble.”
HA. Roof & Gobble.
“I actually saw this idea, a company actually did it in Alabama. I figured, hey, we’re in Florida. This is the most Florida thing you can do. Let’s do it,” Polly told the outlet.
That is, indeed, the most Florida thing you can do, Mr. Polly.
Participants in the program have to pass a background check, of course (for the AR, not the turkey). And if for some reason a buyer is a little soy boy and doesn’t want an AR, “$500 will be deducted from their roofing bill.”
Polly added that he thinks “Everybody needs an AR-15” and “we’d like to promote gun safety for your entire family.”
Watch them explain the process:
The company has also reported that Facebook keeps taking down their post regarding the deal, but that the “PEW PEW Promotion is still going on!!”
FIGHT THE POWER, ROOF EZ!
All around, sounds like a nice, veteran-owned company that doesn’t mess around when it comes to a good promotion. Polly is giving the people what they want—delicious poultry and a safe home.
1 Comment
When I want my roof done, I want it done right and for the cheapest amount possible. When I want an AR 15, I know where to buy one. I have first cousins in the gun selling business. They also sold auto parts and tires.
After the last fiasco, I am not really sure why I still deal with my cousins. I go into their shop with my wife to get some tires, and these Jackels try and convince my wife she needs a handgun. When I talk to them in private and explain, that if my wife owned a handgun I was probably going to be the first person she shot, they responded, “we know”. After they convinced my wife she needed a handgun, they sell her 250 rounds of ammunition.
My wife asked me why so much ammunition and I told her it was in case she missed the first 249 times. I then explained to my wife, that if she had to reload her handgun more than three time, the police are probably not going to believe her when she claims it was an accident.
Anyway, a Hatfield female with a cast iron skillet is dangerous enough, never ever give one a handgun as they know how to use one and that is just inviting them to use it on some innocent man in their life. LOL (That is all sarcasm. My wife is not that way at all. She can take a joke, which is why i figured she agreed to marry me.)