Sen. Susan Collins Jokes About Wearing Bikini In Spite Of Dress Code Changes

Please don’t. I’m not a huge fan of raisins.

I’m not trying to be rude, but I think this country is exposed to enough weird crap on a daily basis and we just don’t need to add to the laundry list.

Speaking of laundry – keep doing it, and wearing the items. On behalf of all Americans, we’re tired.

Chuck Schumer, Majority Leader of the Senate, recently issued a new directive to do away with the dress code for members of the upper house. This directive is expected to go into effect this week.

Senator John Fetterman is said to have led this movement after being treated for clinical depression during his six-week recovery stay at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center.

After his return, Fetterman was seen wearing a hoodie and gym shorts around Capitol Hill.

Fox News reported:

The senator even found a workaround to the legislative body’s dress code rules by voting from the doorway of the Democrat cloakroom or the side entrance, making sure his vote is recorded before ducking out.

“He’s setting a new dress code,” Democrat Vermont Sen. Peter Welch joked to AP in May. “He was struggling. And now he’s a joyful person to be around.”

After the new lack of dress code was confirmed to be enforced (or unenforced?) the Senator of Maine, Susan Collins, decided to joke about how the new directive would essentially allow her the freedom to wear a bikini on the floor of the Senate.

I mean, I’ve worked in places that didn’t have a designated dress code, but that didn’t mean I could be naked, or close to it.