Fetterman Keeps it Caj While Meeting with Biden in Pennsylvania

I have very low expectations of Sen. John Fetterman. I mean, look at him.

The only thing bright about this man is his shiny, shiny dome.

That being said…COULD SOMEONE ON HIS TEAM WHO DOES HAVE THOUGHTS RATTLING AROUND IN THEIR SKULL PLEASE ASK HIM TO PUT ON REAL CLOTHES BEFORE GOING ON TELEVISION.

Look at this garbage. It looks like he lost everything he owns in a house fire 30 minutes before being told he had to be at press conference.

QUICK, take a shot every time Fetterman tries to say “infrastructure” and fails.

You sloshed yet?

Anyway, back to what matters: Fetterman’s choice of clothing.

Is he trying to relate to the youths?

Distract from the garble coming out of his mouth?

“This is a president that is committed to infructure, yeah.”

YEAH! INFRUCTURE! Meanwhile, Biden is proudly looking onward, thinking “Wow, I couldn’t have said it better myself.” The sad thing is, he probably couldn’t.

I would also like to add that there is an 11/10 chance this guy has dirty boxers on that probably look like Swiss cheese.

But despite his determination to keep it caj, I will say I’m grateful Fetterman chose to at least wear a top while meeting with the president.

Make it stop.