The “TransCandy Community”….It’s a Thing.
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January 24, 2023
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January 24, 2023Thank you, Babylon Bee. This is one of your best videos ever. “Deep down, I knew…I wasn’t who they said I was….I wasn’t chocolate. The people at Mars Inc…they weren’t BAD PEOPLE. They were just IGNORANT. They thought they knew what candy I was, just because they knew my exact chemical composition. But we are not our biology.”
Sigh.
And listen, folks, when this M&M wants to become a Skittle, no worries – they will “falsify the nutritional information to make it a reality.”
Mmmm hmmm.
This M&M? It’s a delicious grape Skittle!
BRILLIANT.
And listen, y’all, you MUST accept, love, and INGEST THE SKITTLE. Even if it is really chocolate (no it isn’t, you bigot!) and even if you have a severe chocolate allergy (it’s not REEEEEEEALLY chocolate even if it IS, you Skittle-phobe! Or something?).
