Hunter’s Baby Mama Wants Their Daughter’s Last Name Changed to “Biden”

The day where I no longer have to see or hear the name “Biden” cannot come soon enough…

The fact that having that name carries any “prestige” is frighteningly sad, but reality’s funny like that sometimes…

As this “prestige” is so widely known, it should come as no surprise to the Biden clan that Hunter’s baby mama has filed a petition for a name change on behalf of their daughter.

From the Daily Wire:

The woman whose daughter was fathered by Hunter Biden while he was in a relationship with his brother’s widow has submitted a petition to a court asking their child’s last name to be changed to Biden.

Lunden Alexis Roberts, who reportedly worked as a stripper at a club in Washington, D.C., when she met Biden, has asked in a legal filing for her and Biden’s child to receive the Biden name.

According to the filing, the child — who reportedly does not receive Secret Service protection unlike other members of the Biden family — would “benefit from carrying the Biden family name.” It adds that the “Biden name is now synonymous with being well educated, successful, financially acute, and politically powerful.”

The suit also states that the Biden family remains “estranged from the child. To the extent this is misconduct or neglect, it can be rectified by changing her last name to Biden so that she may undeniably be known to the world as the child of the defendant and member of the prestigious Biden family.”

In January 2020, Judge Holly Meyer ruled that a DNA test showed, “with near scientific certainty,” that Hunter Biden was the father of Robert’s daughter. During a previous suit, Biden tried to avoid child payments by telling a court that he had “significant debt” due to his divorce from his ex-wife Kathleen.

But at the time he made that statement his Los Angeles residence cost $12,000 a month and was driving a Porsche Panamera, according to The Daily Mail.

I’m pretty sure that “well educated” people don’t smoke parmesan they pick out of the shag rug…

There’s no way in hell I would want to claim that shlub as my dad, but I also find this whole thing amusing because he’s fighting it so hard. Denying it is a little difficult when there’s… you know… easily obtained DNA evidence…

I’m not gonna go into to any greater detail with my thoughts on Hunter. I’m sure you can put that together for yourself.