Biden Trades Russian Arms Dealer For Black Lesbian WNBA Player Brittney Griner

If there was one sure-fire way for Biden to prove to the country that he hates America and Americans and only prioritizes his administrations woke agenda, this would be it. The Biden Administration just traded convicted Russian arms dealer Viktor “Merchant of Death” Bout for the anti-American black lesbian social justice warrior pothead and women’s basketball player Brittney Griner.

Apparently, this is the result of many months of “difficult” negotiations with the Russians. Viktor Bout, “a former Soviet military officer, was serving a 25-year prison sentence in the United States on charges of conspiring to kill Americans, acquire and export anti-aircraft missiles, and provide material support to a terrorist organization.” According to Russia’s foreign ministry,

“For a long time, the Russian Federation has been negotiating with the United States on the release of V. A. Bout. Washington categorically refused dialogue on the inclusion of the Russian [citizen] in the exchange scheme. Nevertheless, the Russian Federation continued to actively work to rescue our compatriot.”

Washington “categorically refused to dialogue on the inclusion of the Russian” arms dealer in any kind of trade deal. That is, until Russia pinched Brittney Griner, an American black lesbian celebrity who has repeatedly disparaged her own country. Make no mistake, the black lesbian part is one of the MOST important parts of this whole narrative to the Biden White House. And that’s the ONLY reason I keep talking about it. I don’t care one bit about the color of her skin or her preferred sexual partners. But the Biden Administration does care about it. It’s why they’ve worked so hard to free her. Because she’s a black lesbian celebrity of sorts.

Y’all, Brittney pled guilty to drug smuggling when she was caught bringing prohibited cannabis oil into Russia in her luggage back in February. She was sentenced to 9 years and was sent to a penal colony, at which time she whined to the American media that Russia did not read her her 5th amendment Miranda rights. Which is hilarious because 5th amendment Miranda rights don’t exist in Russia. They only exist in America, the freest nation in the world, and the same nation which disgusts Griner. But here she is with all her spoiled American celebrity privilege being irritated that Russia didn’t read her her 5th amendment AMERICAN Miranda rights when she got arrested for committing a crime in Russia. Oh, and TMZ wrote a whole story about “Brittney Griner facing hell in prison… homophobia, racism & 16-hour works days.” My gosh. The spoiled, entitled, privileged intersectional victimhood of this celebrity who has done basically nothing at all for her country other than to disparage it. And she’s who the Biden Administration was willing to trade the “Merchant of Death” for?

Everyone’s talking about Paul Whelan, the American service member who is also sitting in a Russian prison, and how unfair it is that the black lesbian social justice warrior pothead got traded and not him. But did you know there’s also a Navy Lieutenant who’s sitting in a Japanese prison for accidentally killing 2 people when he suffered a freak medical emergency that caused him to lose consciousness while driving? I mean, you know ALL about the black lesbian pothead social justice warrior arrested in Russia, but do you even know the name Ridge Alkonis, who has an impeccable record of service to his country and who has been railroaded into a Japanese prison for an accident which was out of his control? I’m betting you didn’t even know his name. But sure, Biden. Go ahead and trade the “Merchant of Death” for Brittney Griner so she can come back to her cushy celebrity basketball job to moan about and criticize the horrible country where she’s freely allowed to be married to a woman and given every possible opportunity to succeed.