Greta Thunberg Tells Us What A Lot Of Us Already Knew – The Climate Cult Is Really About Communism

Greta Greta Greta. I have shoes older than you. But do continue to tell me about the ways of the world and lecture me on overthrowing existing economic systems. I’ll be over here rolling my eyes and mocking you like the Gen Xer that I am. This isn’t our first rodeo, and you’re not the first one to scream “WEATHER IS GONNA KILL USSSSSSS OMG,” kid. I mean, it’s bad enough that this generation is sampling our music and wearing OUR bands’ t-shirts (seriously – can y’all name more than ONE song from the Ramones?), but is it too much to ask for one of these kids to come up with SOMETHING original, for crying out loud? We’ve lived through a lot of kids like you. Hell, Al Gore is sitting pretty in a mansion right now, and he said we were all going to die in 2016.

Still alive, sweetheart. And Gore is loaded. Funny how that works.

My favorite part of all of this is that she’s now yammering on about how capitalism is oppressive and raaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist and must be overthrown, while simultaneously going on a public relations tour for her new book that she is PRE-SELLING.

Hey everyone! Pre-order Greta’s new book on Amazon, will ya? Like, OMG capitalism is SO OPPRESSIVE, for reeaalz.

Who’s gonna tell her?

It bears pointing out that Greta is 19 years old and has a reported net worth of $1 million. There are some varied reports on that figure, but the bottom line is that she gets paid to be an activist – which is like a glorified, dirtier influencer these days. And the pay doesn’t suck, apparently. I don’t know about y’all, but when I was 19, I was eating Ramen noodles, trying to figure out how to finish undergrad school. And I certainly didn’t go around dissing capitalism, because I knew that one day I was going to participate in it, make money because of it, and enjoy the benefits from it.

GOD BLESS AMERICA, indeed.

So, is she going to give all that dirty money away? Every single last penny of it? Surely yes, since she earned any and all money because of that filthy, disgusting, oppressive, raaaaaaaaaaaacist capitalism. That goes for every one of her followers who agrees with her on her sentiment. I hope they’re doing the same. Or better yet, they shouldn’t even BUY her book, because that means that they’re participating in said oppression and racism. If they do so, they’re just oppressors and racists themselves. How DARE THEY?

Someone should press her on all of these points, but I’m certain that they won’t, because journalism has been dead and buried for decades. Those of us with any critical thinking skills left (and actual backbones) know that any book she writes should be written on some sort of hemp substance and passed out for free at her little rallies. NEVER sold. SURELY not peddled for dirty money on Amazon or any other capitalist entity. What is she thinking, especially if she’s so AGAINST OPPRESSIVE CAPITALISM?

The hypocrisy is staggering, but not at all surprising, because she’s a climate cultist, after all. And they corner the market in hypocrisy.

And for all the people who say, “just because you don’t believe in capitalism doesn’t mean you’re a communist!” Bugger off. She’s using the word “OVERTHROW.”

Insanity.