Harry And Meghan Keep Seeking Spotlight Even Though They “Have A Right To Their Privacy…”

There was a tiny sliver of me who thought it was somewhat cool when Harry and his Yoko Ono of a wife walked away from the monarchy, mainly because I’m not a fan of the monarchy. But that fleeting feeling lasted about 2.5 seconds, because I quickly realized that their need for PRIIIIIIVACY was actually just a non-stop, narcissistic scream for attention. One cannot attain a “private life” while simultaneously attempting to secure lucrative media deals so that everyone and their brother can see every single detail into one’s PRIVATE FREAKING LIFE.

Sort of the antithesis of living a private life, dontcha think? Chick’s got your balls in a jar, huh Harry?

This whining duo ARE contributing to the whole “incessant need to see behind the scenes,” because they’re the VERY PEOPLE WHO WON’T STOP SHOWING US EVERY DETAIL OF THEMSELVES BEHIND THOSE SCENES. Perhaps they could just go the f*** away, live quietly on Harry’s Daddy’s allowance (it’s not like dude has ever had a real job), and be true to their word – do what they say they were going to do. I know – it’s a novel idea.

They had no intention of doing that at all. Megs wanted attention, more attention, and even MORE attention after that, with all the money and stuff attached to it. After all, it’s imperative that everyone know what an OPPRESSED princess looks like!

Too bad Harry doesn’t remember what he said back in 2017:

God bless those who fought the Revolutionary War, amirite? AMERICA.