ICYMI: PETA Released a New Cartoon that Flipped the Script for Thanksgiving: Turkey Family Stands Over Roasted Human Figure

I’m gonna need PETA to take all the seats. I’ve about had enough of their holier-than thou bullsh*t.

What did they do now, you may ask?

Oh… you know… shared a sweet, innocent little cartoon depiction of turkeys for Thanksgiving…

Do not, under any circumstance, show this to your children.

From The Blaze:

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals posted a tweet the day before Thanksgiving that depicted a family of turkeys, or more specifically human bodies with turkey heads, preparing to eat a human being for dinner.

“POV: The dinner tables turned & a family is gathering around your dead body to share why they’re thankful,” PETA tweeted.

PETA also posted a cartoon that depicted a distressed turkey as maniacal-looking woman pours gravy on the bird, and a man with a similarly crazed look licks his lips while saying, “I can’t wait to slurp up these juices!” — another character says, “Mmm she’s so juicy!”

Earlier this year PETA scolded Elon Musk after he tweeted about enjoying some chocolate milk.

“Drinking cow’s milk is like driving a gas guzzler. The dairy industry is one of the worst contributors to the climate catastrophe. What happened to caring about the environment? Now chocolate oat milk we can get behind,” PETA responded.

PETA’s website says that the organization “opposes speciesism, a human-supremacist worldview, and focuses its attention on the four areas in which the largest numbers of animals suffer the most intensely for the longest periods of time: in laboratories, in the food industry, in the clothing trade, and in the entertainment business.”

Does PETA have anything else to wear other than this unflattering shade of guilt trip?

This kinda reminds me of how my sister once woke up in the middle of the night and couldn’t go back to sleep while we were growing up. So, she turns on the TV in hopes of finding something boring to lull her back to sleep. What did she end up watching? One of those nutrition documentaries that takes you inside a Tyson chicken nugget plant.

She didn’t eat McNuggets for months…

True story.

I guess that’s the kind of twisted influence PETA’s going for. The ol’ guilt trip, gross out technique…

I don’t see how lecturing people with disturbing cartoons is going to convince them to skip out on turkey for Thanksgiving. I’ve been eating it for five straight days, and I feel GREAT.

However, if you wanna eat cashew milk cream cheese, drench your fruit loops in pea-protein milk, or bake yourself a nice tofu “meatloaf,” then have at it.

Ew… but have at it.

I’m 100% certain that this convinced no one to eat tofu meatloaf as their holiday main course… people that did that were planning it long before this burned the retinas of the internet…

I love animals. Enjoying meat and dairy doesn’t make that any less true. If PETA wants to make me feel bad, they’re gonna have to take a number… the line is long.

You all will be interested to know that I’ve faced more pressure to drink oat milk than to do drugs.

It tastes how baby throw-up smells, and I will not be participating.