Arizona Police Want You To Know That If You Do Meth, You May Illegally Purchase Wildlife From Strange Men At Gas Stations

I must interrupt your regular news cycle for this hilarious story. I can’t know this alone.  So you’re welcome in advance.

A man in Arizona was high on meth and illegally purchased a wild owl from a stranger at a local gas station for $100.  If you don’t find this hilarious, I’m sorry, but we can’t be friends. 

The Payson Police Department then took to social media to warn the public about what may happen when you do drugs.

The Payson policemen had pulled the man over to conduct a traffic stop.  Little did they know what they were about to find.  He was ultimately arrested and charged with Aggravated DUI, Possession of Methamphetamine, and the Possession/Transport/Purchase of wildlife.

Here are some photos they shared of the owl:

Don’t do meth, folks.  Unless you too want to illegally purchase wildlife and then go to jail.  Also, while we’re at it, don’t trust sketchy men at gas stations that happen to have an owl on them.