Hello? I’d Like To Report A Crime. The NYT Was Just Savagely Murdered By Elon Musk And It’s A Thing Of Beauty.

I just cannot with the absolutely incredible comedy content on Twitter since Elon Musk took over. And some of the best is coming from Elon Musk himself, which makes me love it even more. Here’s the backstory. Here’s the essential backstory before we get to the savage murder of the New York Times. Elon Musk, with balls the size of mars, tweeted at Hillary Clinton (people who contradict the Clintons usually only live to do so once…) who was blaming “The Republican Party and its mouthpieces” for the attack on Paul Pelosi. Musk brazenly said, “There’s a tiny possibility there might be more to this story than meets the eye.” Obviously, he’s noticing all the same inconsistencies and oddities with the official narrative that the rest of America is noticing. He also linked to a story by the Santa Monica Observer, a local paper, titled, “The Awful Truth: Paul Pelosi Was Drunk Again, And In a Dispute With a Male Prostitute Early Friday Morning.” It’s fringe, for sure, but it’s also exactly what we’re all thinking. Here’s a screenshot of the now-deleted tweet, along with a hilarious meme about Pelosi’s evening activities.

The mainstream media have, of course, jumped to debunk any mention of these kind of possibilities because it both damages the official narrative about the evil Republican Party and damages the public image of the Pelosi family. And the mainstream media certainly can’t have that. And not only have they tried to discredit this unflattering set of possible alternative facts, but they took the opportunity to discredit Elon Musk, who has become Public Enemy #1 after he took away their Big Tech censorship protections. So the New York Times published an article titled, “Elon Musk, in a Tweet, Shares Link From Site Known to Publish False News.”

Elon screenshots the NYT headline and posts another tweet savagely murdering the New York Times. He says, “This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times!” HAHAHAHA!!!! Absolutely savage. Bravo, Elon. Bravo.