Robert Francis Gets Endorsement From Singing Brit In Jammies
Sec. Of Education Claims “Students Need Access” To Abortions “To Thrive In School And In Life”
October 4, 2022
Dude Tried To Scam Me In The Most Hilarious Way, So I Decided To Strike Up A Conversation With Him. This Is How It Went.
October 5, 2022Ah yes, the singing-Brit-in-jammies endorsement. Texans are just lining up for that one:
Seriously, are those Garanimals? Where do grown men even purchase those?
Oh wait…
Yeah. Twitter had thoughts, y’all.
Stop ruining Twister for me, Harry. GAWD. Most importantly, though, people with Actual Brains know that Harry CAN’T FREAKING VOTE for Beto. In fact, Harry has nothing to do with our elections at all. He’s a Brit. Not a US citizen.
Didn’t we stop caring about what Brits thought about our country and our elections right around the Revolutionary War?
If you vote for the King of Cultural Appropriation, Robert Francis, based on an endorsement by a British pop star who wears women’s clothing because he’s – like – super edgy, you may just be a malleable liberal progressive who can be convinced to do just about anything. Call me. I have some Indiana tidal wave insurance I’d like to sell you.
