

It’s a beacon that spooky season is starting—like October in your mouth. But even the most beloved fall beverages, the pumpkin spice latte, isn’t safe from….INFLATION.
“The fall favorite, which returns Tuesday, is getting more expensive with a grande-sized hot PSL costing customers between $5.45 to $5.95 depending on location — a roughly 4% increase compared to 2021,” CNN reported.
First gas, then food, now the Starbies drinks. I really hope Biden realizes the influencers are going to starve if they are deprived of their primary fall food source.
*Cue Sarah McLachlan music*
“For just $5.95 a day, you can ensure your local influencer still has their fall photo-op in a pumpkin patch. Please, open your wallets and your hearts.”
Anyway, drink up. At least your student loans are paid off—just kidding.
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It’s best to save money by making our own pumpkin spice coffee. Starbucks aren’t the only game in town, no matter how much they feeeel they are. The fun part is deciding which kind of pumpkin spice coffee mix to buy, there are many! A few years ago, Babylon Bee had published the most hilarious column on pumpkin spice everything.