VIDEO: Tucker Gives Fauci a Better Send-Off Than He Deserves

Science is “officially” retiring, y’all. In case you missed it, Dr. Goblin will be heading for the door this December.

Would that have anything to do with the fact that he may be worried about the incoming red wave this November? Who knows. . .

Republicans are promising to go after his lying a**, but I’ll believe it when I see it.

While we’re all waiting for that, Tucker’s monologue send-off for Tony can help fill the void. Quite frankly, it’s a work of art:

I can understand how people followed his advice in the beginning. They were scared. They didn’t know what to do and everyone was scared of dying. He was a source of comfort and guidance (to some) in a time of unknowns.

But then he got a taste of fame, fortune, and power (and I’m not saying he was the most ethical of chaps before the whole COVID shebang). Holes began to appear in his arguments, and discrepancies developed in his instructions. Now many people see him for the lying idiot he is, but some still worship the ground his tiny little goblin feet walk on. And it’s a little gross.

I’m not sure what kind of “next chapter” is in store for an 80-year-old dude career-wise, but I guess we’ll get to find out. . .

We’ll also be paying his big fat pension, so there’s that.