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August 19, 2022As you probably already know, Brian Stelter’s CNN show has been cancelled. I’m sure there are sad people out there somewhere (besides Stelter himself), but they’ve been. . . hard to find. From brilliant mashups to devastating shots, the internet is holding no bars in their farewells.
Let’s enjoy a few highlights together, shall we?
First, a few zingers from Michael Malice:
I know this doesn’t specifically mention Stelter, but then again, doesn’t it? Comment below what this tweet is about if not Stelter– wrong answers only.
My personal favorite:
Plus, Malice pointed out that even Google got in on the savagery, albeit a little bit by accident:
L. O. FREAKING. L. You heard it from Google, folks. Brian Stelter = Mr. Potato Head. (Or is it Mx. Potato Head now?)
Amongst the fat jokes, potato jokes, and not-joking-but-totally-accurate character assassinations, however, were strains of genuine sympathy, like this tweet from Allie Beth Stuckey:
And, lest you’re tempted to feel bad for the reliably contemptible former host of “Reliable Sources,” the future looks bright for Stelter! He’s already received multiple job offers, the most promising of which came from none other than Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon.
Personally, I think he’d be a great fit at the Bee. Where do you want to see his true potential really shine next?
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Where do you want to see his true potential really shine next?
In the unemployment line.
Tator mashed on the internet.
Tune in next week to see if Mr. Tator will be sliced and diced at the Boston Children’s Hospital into Julienne Fries!
Clearly potatopox is racism against the Irish.
When I look at this potato’s face, I see pure evil. And you can’t say that about a lot of people. But I wouldn’t be surprised if it came to light that he’s a serious pedophile. He looks crazy/mentally unstable–and those are the most dangerous kinds of people.