Liz The LOSER, Period Dignity Officers, And The Minneapolis Teachers Union Is SO RACIST
Magnetic Slime Robots May Be Used In The Human Body, And This Is COMPLETELY FREAKING ME OUT.
August 17, 2022
Hey Low-Income Peeps! According To Your Out-of-Touch Government, Here’s All You Have To Do To Save $1800…
August 17, 2022There is SO MUCH going on today – we’ve got an update on the Trump Raidgate, as well as the fact that Trump’s arch nemesis – Liz Cheney – lost YUUUUUUGE last night. Way bigger than we ever anticipated, but it couldn’t have happened to a bigger hag. Of course, she’s comparing herself to Lincoln, because she has zero sense of self-awareness.
Keep running for stuff, Liz. And we’ll keep showing you HOW MUCH WE DON’T LIKE YOU. Good luck with that, lady.
In other people-are-crazy news, we give you Minneapolis, where they’re firing teachers based on THEIR SKIN COLOR. But nah – that’s not racist at all.
Sweet. Jesus.
There’s also a new role in Scotland – “Period Dignity Officer.” It’s a millennial dude. And not only does he mansplain menstruation, but menopause, too! Bonus.
I couldn’t make this madness up if I tried, y’all.
Happy Hump Day!
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If you ever meet someone from Minnesota, you would understand. I think the Minnesota State bird says it all.
The loon (Gavia immer) became Minnesota’s state bird in 1961. It is known also as the common loon. Loons are large black and white birds with red eyes. . . . They are clumsy on land . . . Loons are known for their soliloquy of cries, wails, and yodels; their eerie, echoing calls are a distinctive feature of Minnesota . . . (Edited for dramatic purposes).
https://www.sos.state.mn.us/about-minnesota/state-symbols/state-bird-loon/
Sorry, It should have read, “Loons are . . . black” or “white . . . with red eyes. . . . They are clumsy on land . . . Loons are known for their soliloquy of cries, wails, and yodels; their eerie, echoing calls are a distinctive feature of Minnesota . . . “