Garland Speaks (Sorta), KJP On Colbert, And More Friday Neeeewwwws
New Guidelines From CDC Seem To Suggest That Everything We’ve Been SCREAMING Since The Beginning Was Right.
August 12, 2022
I Am Accidentally Totally Rocking Out To This Comey/Clinton Mash-Up, And You Might Too.
August 12, 2022What. A. Week. Just when you think things can’t get more insane with this wackadoodle administration, it does. Every day. Merrick Garland decided to grace us with his presence yesterday with a 5’ish minute statement – you know, after making us WAIT FOR LIKE FORTY-FIVE MINUTES BECAUSE THESE FREAKING PEOPLE HAVE NO REGARD FOR OUR TIME. And that statement was, in a nutshell, “yeah, I authorized the raid, and waaaaaaah. Quit being mean to the FBI. WAAAAH.”
Cue the FBI raiding my house.
Also, KJP was on Colbert last night talking about how amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing Biden is. Meanwhile, in Reality, we all know that Dr. Jill has to help him put on a coat.
Hope everyone has a fabulous weekend!
