Attention Townspeople! Now It’s The REPUBLICANS’ Fault That Gas Prices Are So Damn High.

First it was “Cooooovvvvvvvvid,” and then it was “transitory inflation.” Or something. Then it was “Putin’s price hike!” That pesky Putin – always controlling what we do here in the United States, which is weird, considering that WE HAVE ENOUGH FREAKING GAS HERE IN TEXAS TO SUPPLY THE WHOLE COUNTRY. But I guess Joe never considered that, since he shut that notion down on his first day and then sent our reserves to China.

Unfreakingbelievable.

And since Biden’s approval rating is at a whopping 33% (and seriously, WHO IS THIS MORONIC 33%?), he’s now shifting blame for out-of-control-gas prices to – you guessed it – Republicans. Because of course he’s doing that.

Total desperation and lunacy.

Yup.

To recap, it’s not Trump’s, Covid’s, or Putin’s fault anymore. It’s REPUBLICAN’s fault, y’all. Can’t you seeeeeeeee? I mean, they only control both Houses of Congress.

Remarkable, isn’t it?

Liberalism is a mental disorder. (Also, Hunter Biden is the smartest guy “Pedo Pete” Biden knows!)