Racist Thing O’ The Week: TANNING

Attention Townspeople! In case you were unaware, your body’s natural response to UV rays – the stimulation of melanin – is now considered raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist and unacceptable – by batshit lefties on TikTok.

Behold the lunacy:

That’s right. In order for it to be ACCEPTABLE for your body’s natural melanin response to occur, you MUST be willing to accept the socialist (and dishonest…and dare I say, stealing?) platform of Black Lives Matter. You must be blindly following an organization that has a bunch of “leaders” that have apparently jumped ship, because there are MILLIONS AND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS THAT ARE FREAKING UNACCOUNTED FOR. You know, because socialists are gonna socialist.

But listen, white person. You MUST accept BLM or you’re a raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist. And you’re not allowed to tan now without doing so, or you’re a raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacist.

These are the new rules that liberals make up for you every five minutes. Kapeesh?

How about no, crazy lady. And how about you stop making rules for me, you weirdo.

Just so we’re all clear, the ones who are completely obsessed with race? They are the racists. They’re the segregationists, and they’re hell-bent on dividing us. They’re the race-baiting weirdos, and they are the worst among us.

Now if you’ll excuse me, some of us have Actual Work to do – outside, even. In the sun.