Ted Cruz Obliterates Beto O’Rourke In 6 Words That No One Saw Coming: ‘Is This the New Democrat Slogan?’

AHHH it’s my two favorite Texans DRAGGING my least favorite Texan on Twitter, Merry Christmas to me!

Okay. Phew. Focus.

Let’s set the scene: Beto O’Rourke, who you most likely remember for his hilariously catastrophic failures to hold any sort of public office, is evidently still laboring under the pretense that anyone cares what he has to say. Which is why he probably didn’t expect the backlash for this tweet:

Dangerous, dumb and weak. https://t.co/dJMTRh6KIV

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) May 23, 2020

Ohhhhhhh got ’em. Good one Bobby– and about as substantiated as your entire platform when you ran for president.

This little snipe earned him the ol’ Texas diss n drag, with Ted Cruz providing an actually clever insult before Dan Crenshaw came in with the character assassination.

Is this the new Dem slogan? https://t.co/mxQ0qDOKXZ

— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) May 23, 2020

And yes, he’s talking to all Texans, not just our governor. Governor Abbott can’t force anyone to go back to work. Texans are choosing to do that, despite what people like Beto scream from their ivory towers.

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) May 23, 2020

Aaaaaand scene. RIP Robbie, once again, you got your ass handed to you by Texas.

Oh wait– what’s this? Once again, O’Rourke doesn’t know when he’s beaten?

While Crenshaw is getting rich selling his own book to the GOP (and being Trump’s most reliable enabler in the House), his opponent @SimaforTX has been helping Houstonians make it through the pandemic. Donate to Sima and knock Crenshaw out of office: https://t.co/lzwIxQnewL https://t.co/CmElxPWoKj

— Beto O'Rourke (@BetoORourke) May 22, 2020

Really, Mr. Married-into-his-entire-fortune? You REALLY think that’s finger you ought to be pointing? No wonder you don’t hold public office.

As always, Crenshaw kept it classy, and ended not with any of the obvious jabs he could’ve taken at Bob, but a note of positivity.

Millionaires fundraising for millionaires. All while telling middle-class Texans they’re “dumb and weak” for wanting to get back to work. Help me fight back Beto and his far-left fundraising machine. Please donate here: https://t.co/qxgX15stB2 https://t.co/HOfid4hOa1

— Dan Crenshaw (@DanCrenshawTX) May 23, 2020

Support for his constituents, and a link to his own campaign. You know, because he actually got elected to a public office. It’s okay, Beto, we don’t expect you to know what that’s like.