Actual NY Magazine Article: “Isolating With My Girlfriend And Her Other Boyfriend”

Y’all.

What do we even say at this point?

The Cut is the ultimate guide to becoming an intolerable human being. Their other trending article titles include:

• Now is the Perfect Time to Lower the Parenting Bar                                       (hint: It’s actually the exact opposite. This is the time to spend time with your kids and correct course for any behavioral problems not easily addressed in our busy lives.)
• The Secret Beauty Filter For Video Conference Calls (*rolls eyes*)
• Ben Affleck Needs To Work On Being An Instagram Boyfriend

It is no surprise that here at Chicks On The Right, we love a good story involving liberals being completely unaware of their inability to be NORMAL!

If the three article titles above aren’t enough to roll the eyes into the back of your head this is an actual article written under the category for coronavirus:

The article states:

“As the coronavirus forces millions of Americans to practice social distancing and stay in their homes, relationships are being put to the test. Suddenly, exes are reaching out to each other, casual flings are contemplating whether they’ll stay in touch, and cohabitating couples are confronted with whether or not their living styles are truly compatible. The situation is even more complicated when you’re staying inside not just with your partner, but with your partner’s partner as well.

For the past few days, comedian Billy Procida, host of The Manwhore Podcast, has been hunkered down at his girlfriend Megan’s house in Jersey City, where she lives with her other boyfriend, Kyle (a pseudonym). This is Billy’s first polyamorous relationship, and while he doesn’t know his metamour Kyle that well, he says he’s doing his best to respect his space. Here’s how he’s holding up so far, in his own words.”

What the actual F? How are these people this unaware of them being tools?

By the way, I had to brush off my high school Latin and guess what metamour stood for. I then googled it just to make sure my guess was correct, and you have to see how Urban Dictionary defined metamour, and their example on how to use it in a sentence. I honestly cannot make this stuff up!

Back to the article:

Essentially the piece follows a man who is in a polyamorous relationship for the first time and how they are going to handle all being under the same roof. It goes into how the guy, Billy Procida, celebrates his girlfriend’s birthday and other events while in quarantine.

Surely these people see it, right? They see that this will continue to push every day Americans even farther away from their social justice agendas. Every day, Americans are worried about the cancelation of the way they live their lives for the foreseeable future, and The Cut thinks that we want to read about this guy and how he must live with his girlfriend’s boyfriend!

LOLOLOL Here is a little snippet of the article so, you don’t have to click the link.

Billy: “It was my girlfriend’s birthday yesterday, so we had to try to do the best we could.”

“Journalist”: “What did you do for her birthday?”

Billy: “We didn’t get to do too much. We watched some TV shows, we smoked weed, I gave her some birthday sexual lovin’. It was really hard to celebrate because we were still getting new information and updates. It definitely brought a downer, but she says that she had a good birthday, all things considered, because she was surrounded by the two men that she loves.”

This is the face of the liberal left.

If the same “journalist” asked everyday Americans how they spent their loved one’s birthday the response would look more like:

“I tried to plan ahead and already had some presents. I wrapped them in the newspaper I found around the house. I baked a treat. We watched their favorite move and broke into the wine rations.”

Because this is normal. Having two boyfriends is not normal and referring to another human as your metamour makes my skin crawl.